"I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess"

Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

(Source: hermione-ganja, via hurricane-emily)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

these-fading-scars:

I don’t understand because wasn’t Olaf’s actions of lighting the fire, almost melting and then trying to save her and act of true love and shouldnt that have unfrozen her heart?

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING FROM DAY 1

That’s how I thought she was going to heal. In this moment. Right here. Like. ???

(Source: kisedbyfire, via theblackship)

ffinicks:

I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.

(via dondaario)

lulz-time:

tortallmagic:

Olaf as some of the Disney Princesses!!!!!!

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

scatter my ashes, I am dead in love

(via somesnarkyremarks)

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via sweetfucktory)

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

image

(via thank-you-mrs-loopner)

devlaratonda:

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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i can’t stop reblogging this

(Source: precumming, via theblackship)

This is my life now. This is all I’m good for.

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

(via bunnyfood)

leslieanddobby asked:
That video I just reblogged from you caused me physical pain from laughing so hard the second time. Thanks and no thanks, all at once.

I am both so sorry and not sorry at all. I also experienced some major pain before I reblogged it, so you and I just need to share a room at the hospital and have that video playing at the top of every hour while the doctors tend to us. It would be counterproductive, but totally worth it.

sexhaver:

hospitalvespers:

if i ever fail to reblog this please assume im dead and notify the proper authorities

(via andrealessi)

guy:

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

I still can’t figure out the second to last one. 

(Source: guy, via theblackship)